Tuesday, September 09, 2008

The Escalator

Jared sends an empty email titled, "Democrats On An Escalator," with the following video:

Alex:
I feel as if I should make a video responding to this video. Here is the script:

In a random office building three obviously rich white men stand by an escalator. They are clad in suits with American flag pins on their lapel. They only let other rich white men pass through. Only after 100 rich white men pass through they let a rich white woman pass through. After 1000 rich white men and 10 women pass through they allow one rich black man on the escalator. After 10,000 rich white men, 100 women, and 10 black men pass through they allow one rich black woman on the escalator. After a black woman rides the escalator a Bolivian male who can't speak English tries to ride the escalator. The rich white men say that they don't let Mexicans ride the escalator. They do ask him to mow their lawn though. They then erect a wall around the escalator to keep the Mexicans out.
Movie ends.

Jared:
Nice. So what would the name of the video be?

Deanna:
I always wondered why those men made me take the stairs.

Jason:
Oooh, so I've got a movie:

Three Leftist walk by and say, "what's so great about the second floor?" They pass by the escalator to set up an egalitarian society free from hatred, violence, oppression, and imperialistic mentalities. Then they live together in peace and harmony with nature - eventually setting fire to the escalator, the second floor, and the office building. Then they smoke copious amounts of marijuana, and grill fresh vegetables over the burning corpse of capitalism.
Movie ends.

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